Non-solution

A bahini is frustrated in Facebook.

@xx, @yyy @zzzz
is it just me or
is the fucked up politics and the
soon to be bandhs worrying you
all as well? What we gonna do??!!

I could have a possible solution: that we get dead drunk on vodka-- neat, of course-- on an empty stomach, and hug people and cry(for the Nation, of course), and then bang our head in shame because man, you really shouldn't have drunk that much, but what the hell, so start gyrating in that bar(in Thamel, no less) until all other drunks get freaked out and your friends drop you home, or at least try to because the damn car's damn door won't simply disparate because you want it to, so you keep banging your droopy tired body against it for a few minutes until the others stop laughing and open the door for you, after which you think you might have passed out but maybe you didn't, but you are pretty sure you could have flown around to wherever you had wanted to, but you did not because you do not have that kind of imagination, after which, you probably realize that you don't have a good imagination, and how some people are so creative and dammit, life is so messed up, and this was certainly NOT the solution to the problem mentioned, but somehow, one thing led to other, and here you are now, in the middle of the forest, with a torch in your hand, and 2 kilo of pastries inside your bag, ready to take on the big bad world. So, where was I again?

Politics. Pfft. Shit. Amirite?

Halfhearted attempts

The Sad Song of the Phoenix Bird
The Empty Classroom,
And you and me.
Damn the Rubber!

The Protest
I feel lazy,
I don’t wanna work
Therefore,
No one will

The Joker
With no pants on
But with shame.
Or the one
With Pants on,
all kinds of fancy pants;
And shirts,
only the expensive ones
But nothing else(Alas!)
I choose first.

Something The Hero Would Never Ever Say
I don’t
Or do I
No I don’t
Or—Do I?
…
Buh-bye!

Aunt Marjorie And Her Vegetables
Maggots, those filthy maggots
Eat, eat, eat
And die,
Those filthy maggots.
They are maggots.

The Return of The All-Powerful Phoenix With Golden Wings
No, no.
I said no!
Don’t you get English?
Or Nepali, or Hindi?
I said no,
It’s your fault.
I won’t pay.

How Markets Work: A Line Drawing

I decided to get on the line-art bandwagon. This is perhaps one of the least amateurish of drawings from the first batch. Hope it makes sense. Tool used: mspaint.