Liveblogging a facebook 'stalk'

8:30a: It's raining outside, and cold, and I might have to bike quite a bit in this weather. I have exhausted every other social media distraction by now. Maybe I should check my dummy facebook to see if anything is happening.

8:37a: Ahh, timeline's empty. Yeah, I forgot I'd done that. Huhh, why do I have so many friend notifications pending.

8:39a: Ooh, someone I don't know. A girl! A girl! Explore.

8:53a: I've exhausted all the publicly available information. At least this gives me an idea for a blog post. *Accept Request*

9:10a: Omg, I'm in love with this person.

9:17a: I should send her a chat. Did she mean to add a different person with same name?

9:44a: She's seen it, and not replied yet. What do I do. What do I do? If I send something again, I'll look desperate, but if I don't, I'll be out of the equation. WHAT TO DO PEOPLES!

10:12a: At least she has not defriended me yet. Or HAS SHE? No, she's not, *phew*. How about now? What about now?

10:22a: I should send something. She must be a shyster.

10:27a: Naah, I won't. Just a question mark and a happy face. Yeah, I'll do that. She's seen the chat right? Did I check that? She must not have checked it.

10:33a: Would 'poking' someone you don't know be considered rude? Can you still poke in Facebook? It's been a reasonably stress-facebook-free five years.

10:39a: Sent! Question mark and happy face it is!

10:46a: Not seen yet. Nice. She will reply when she sees?

10:55a: With further research, it appears that ...uhh... 2011 was 5 years ago. When the original friend request was sent. Right about the time I was about to start college. Huuh.

11:17a: I have humiliated myself, and embarrassed myself and my well-wishers. I should just hide under the blankets for the rest of the week.

12:32p: Why has she NOT SEEN IT YET?!?

3:12p: So who was writing about when I was writing this? Confused...

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