Some fuckshit about some jackshit birds of some fuckity shitty feathers hanging out fucking together

Let us begin with a disclaimer: It is not confirmed when we state 'fucking together' that they were indeed involved in some sort of sexual activity that may be understood to mean 'fucking'. It is to be understood more in a literary sense.

One does not become some fucking nobel laureate by fucking coining a smelly dump of words held together with literal pieces of shit. Just as someone does not become a fucking director by fuckin asking someone to play a very literal interpretation of 'idiot savage forest people'. These people just need to like CHILL DOWN, and fucking consider their lives and achievements, and talents, and maybe think about fucking actually improving their craft than eloqating in painful detail about how increfuckingdibly awesome and new their fucking jackshit creation is going to be. Creators are several dozens a dime in the age of twitter and snapchat and who knows what fucking jackshit app that your eight-yearold sister is using to send her nudies to some rando fucker horsecunt pedo on the internet.

A salty fart does not a great spice make.

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