The secret brotherhood of the Flying Dragon Monsters

When was there ever a time when you could just go out in the sun, and hang out your clothes, not be bothered by people pestering you, and have all the fun you wants to have? Never. Do you know the reason why? Because dictators are ruling our country, that’s why.
 

You might have been told something else, though. Some people actually believe the lies the media portrays, about people somehow electing government officials, ie Prime Ministers and legislators, so that they can make the constitution and the laws so that you can have a better and more fulfilling life. I am sorry to inform you, but that is as further from the truth as it could be.
 

The truth is, the secret brotherhood of the Flying Dragon Monsters, who landed on the earth 17,000 years ago and destroyed the dinosaurs to rule the planet are manipulating us against ourselves so that they can have the Earth to themselves. One of their first decisions was to not allow human beings to enjoy as much as they want to in the sun.
 

They first made up the imaginary ‘ultraviolet rays’ to scare people off from the sun. When people still went into the sun after applying sun lotion creams, they invested heavily in the lotion industry and then started spreading lies about the so-called Ozone hole. The truth is, ozone is a type of gas, and there can not be a ‘hole’ in the layer of Ozone because other Ozone gas will come to take its place. An Ozone hole is an oxymoron, like saying ‘hole in the water’. Surprisingly, they got away with it, but not for long, because some dumbass politicians spent so much money on it that even the non-existent hole was patched up.
 

They are still trying to come up with new ways to keep people away from the Sun. Some days it is fearmongering of ‘Shark attacks’, some days it’s the ‘Islamofascist Kenyan Socialist Obammy  has poisoned the sunrays, so don’t go out in the Sun’. There tactics mostly fail, but even surprisingly intelligent people fall for them. We must be aware of them.