It is a breezy spring evening. 'A' and his friends are roaming around on the green grass at the park. The ground is soft.
Friend B(thinking): Hmm. This looks just about right. I wonder
Friend C(Thinking): Who should it be? Who should it be? Who?
Friend D (Hmmm)
The four attack A, and pin him to the ground. C climbs unto A, B throws all his weight on C, and D simply sleeps over C.
B, C, and D(in unison): Peeda, Peeda. Haha, you bugger you thought we wouldn't get you?
D: But we gotcha? Haha. Now you stay in this Hell for 5 minutes.
A: What? Bah? You guys think this is painful?
(Breathes heavily and starts to choke)
You losers this is nothing. You guys wait. You just wait... You people will soon be praying you had never gotten out of your mommies. [struggles, but the struggle proves futile. starts breathing more heavily] Okay, I'll give you poor sods a chance, okay? You guys leave me now, and I wont avenge this. How's that for a deal.
B: [slightly panting] Yeaahh.. Haha dream on idiot. You're not gonna go that easily, okay? Oh, oh so this not enough for ya? Well lets see you will do now... [Shouts] Heyy guyss, guyss! You peeps interested? We are giving peeda to A.
3 guys come over and throw themselves into the pile.
A: Not Cool. NOT COOL!
B: Heh, so you're giving up, loser. Okaay guys cool it, okay? I think it's getting a little too much. Even I am having a hard time breathing.
[the pile breaks up, but not before everyone wrestles the other, not intimately, though. After five minutes of kicking pushing, pulling, and squeezing one another, everyone's tired, sweating panting.]
E: Hey guys, it was fun right? We should do it again!
C: Yeah, it sure was. Lets do it again tomorrow?
Everyone [thinking]: Oh man, that was rough. I probably got the most bruises, and I am probably bleeding too. I am definitely not coming. I might become impotent within a week if I do this every day.
[Aloud]
Yeah, yeah, great idea, man. We definitely should do this everyday.
Most of them return the following day, and get even more bruised.