Lots of words from a few words every day

A promise to myself: from today(err, the day after tomorrow), Feb.1 , 2010, I shall write AT LEAST 250 words a day IN ADDITION to the writing I have to do for my work. I will(very possibly) post my writings here too, though that depends on what I write. So looking my blog to find out whom I was with last Thursday would not be a very good idea. Sorry guys.


I might also become a part of 'a picture a day' event, though i suspect it is going to be sort of pointless because I do not have the datacable for my phone... Stilll.... :)


Now, I do not have anything interesting to say, so let me entertain you with some random glibglob


He was never going to do it. Never. He had that more times than he remembered, and he had fought for it. Sorry if you wanted him to do it, you were out of luck.

There were times when he suspected that the porthole in the next city were somehow related to him. At times, he would feel he was the 'chosen one' if there was ever such a thing. Several times, he had joked one day he might just get up to realise his destiny, but he always knew it was wishful thinking. Wishful thinking, baah.

So I did not expect something terribly different when I went to talk to him. He invited me for a cup of coffee, and actually asked if I wanted ' an expresso, or mocha latte', as if I cared. As if he cared. Whatever, just bring a fugging drink. We talked for several hours, obviously we shared many common interests and hobbies. At one point, he almost said that aloud, but stopped himself, afraid that admitting the fact could lead to other complications. After many cups of expressos, and Lattes and what not, I invited him to a dinner next week. With me, Sitashma, and Nira. He thought I was trying to fix him up with one of the girls, and was hesitant. So insecure. I coaxed him by saying that Nira's brother--or some family member, i forget-- needed some sort of help(implying a job) and it would really do her good if we met. He agreed, reluctantly.

Chabahil is such a noisy place, always. It was almost 8 PM when he came, but the din from the Ring Road almost  a hundred meters away still made our conversations incoherent at times.

'Raul, Raul, Raul, such a long time, ' he said as he came to our table, as if he did not remember the previous meeting. ' Come, come, Ashu, meet Sitashma and Nira! Sitashma is back for her summer break, and Nira very kindly managed some time for us between her college and job, ' I said, introducing the ladies. ' And this is Ashu, the one I told you about.'

'Really Raul, what did you tell about me? I really hope you guys were  not bitching about me, ' he asked to Sitashma as he sat down on the chair opposite Nira's. 'Haha, we were bitching good things, so you don't need to worry, ' I said, taking my seat besides him.

A waiter, dressed in a thick rose-red uniform came to us and handed us three wooden menus. I ordered a milk coffee, and gave the menus to the other three. The orders were usual, and Ashu looked at me quizzically, wondering if there would be drinking. I asked the girls if they were in a mood to get rid of all their troubles. 'Just a little, though. We dont want to get dead drunk in front of strangers and throw up on you guys, ' replied Niru, after a confirmatory glance from her friend.

And then space aliens from Venus came and gobbled up Ashu. We were scared, but everyone around us was acting normal, so we thought we had probably dreamt the entire thing and then quietly went our way after paying the bill, which included a bottle of expensive whisky the non-existing bastard had ordered. Soon I began forgetting that I had known Ashu. It must have been the memory modification charm that the wizards in the nearby table had used us.
Yes, that was a complete story. I tried to get published, but Ayush told me it would need heavy editing, and clearing the theme to make it readable for the nornal readers. Such a loser. Still, I will continue writing meaningless stories  like Chekov and the other fatass Russian writers, and become a pioneer of a new style of writing.


Writing from Docs

I finally decided to blog permanently, and since going to blogger is too much of a trouble for the lazy-ass me, I am now blogging from GDocs. It Rocks!!!

I know, to any soul who might have stumbled to this page, I have not been writing recently. It is not my fault. You see, I have been suffering from chronic encephalohematomacitis, which, if you do not know, is a word I made right now to denote 'I am really laazee'...

Since no one really reads this document anyways, I might as well discuss in details about what I am writing in the future... For this week, I will probably have two pieces coming: one on gays(no connection to one of the previous posts), and the other on TYA TV show. I got several SMSes yesterday(okayy, I got two, but that is still a lot more than most of you losers who are reading me right now probably get) saying that it was 'quite good' even though the same sources had three hours previously denied saying things they had said and I had recorded. So much for honest public, eh?




Some National Universities Look Locally for Students - The Choice Blog - NYTimes.com

Economic crisis, increased applicants, and now THIS!!! :( Good luck, int'l applicants, I hope u beat the odds to make it...
“Stanford may come closest among the schools analyzed to mirroring the traditional view of a national university,” the University of Denver analysis concluded. “Fifty-seven percent of Stanford’s 2008 freshman class came from more than 500 miles away. Still, fully 40 percent of the freshman class

via Some National Universities Look Locally for Students - The Choice Blog - NYTimes.com.

Love of Controversy? [Dan Brown]

Starting with The Da Vinci Code and following it up with Angels and Demons, Dan Brown has certainly seemed to have incurred the wrath of the Vatican. Why is he really interested in stirring the dark secrets which he so calls "hidden" by the Vatican? Whatever the reason, the catholic are furious about it.

Charles Lewis gives a detailed account as to how the Catholic reacted to the "brilliant" plots of Brown's books here.

Some might say Dan Brown is dead serious against the

Vatican.  Others speculate he is just taunting the Vatican. "It's fiction of course", they say. And who knows the Vatican might be just playing along...right?

PS. Check out the new Dan Brown book, The Lost Symbol. It failed to enthrall me as much as The Da Vinci Code did, though it was still a fine read. And watch out for the LITERAL meanings of all the clues. I figured out how to decipher the "clues" before Langdon and his new partner did. LOL

Originally Posted by Eternalfire99 at dhintang.blogspot.com

Lessons in Mission Paisa[None, Really]

The 27 lessons Nepali film 'Mission Paisa' gives. Obviously it  all boils to one simple lesson: Nepali films are stupid. REAL stupid. Avoid them like the plague.


2) Nepali girls in HongKong will not remember their own friend's face and ask if you are that person, even if you are not that person, they will go for coffee with you and.... (you know what I mean)


3) Good Looking gals will chat with you because you have similar profiles in Hi5.
4)
Hi5 has chat feature.
5) Hi5 has voice chat feature.

6) When you send pictures using this chat feature, the picture will automatically turn into your screensaver blocking everything else.



7) Good-looking Girls have nothing to do but chat with random guys in "Hi5 Chat".
8) Nepali Girls in HongKong are experts in Kung Fu.
9) All the Dons in HongKong are Nepalis, who answer to Dons in Mainland China.
10) Dons like opening up hotels that are named after them. Case in point: "Hotel Babu-Don" and yeah, Dons have cool names eg, Babu-Don :D (but no Big Hip-hop Don Man Lattu :( )

11) There are fight clubs in HongKong where anyone can go and fight and defeat their winning fighter hitting just one punch.

12) Chinese mafia use Ninjas who attack only after the boss has been killed.



13) Modern Ninjas still use swords and spears to fight.
14) When you have your opponent on the floor and a spear, you kill him by kicking him.

15) Sundar Thapa is spelled as Sundar Shrestha.
16) Nepali Banks can be hacked using GUI programs that show the percentage of completed hack.
17) Nepali Heroes can't hold their beer, 5 ppl, 4 beer bottles = very very drunk actors :D, n ya the only beer available is Tuborg.


18) Nepali Mafia Meetings are like regular business meetings with mineral water, the only difference is its conducted in a dark room.

19) When fighting, you should fight until the opponent goes down and then run away. Repeat until you reach a place with available weapons (rods??, sticks??)

20) After you hit your opponent with a rod and he can't move (or so you think), you start a long monologue about how

your opponent loved is ball and ask him about his ball(s). :D
21) Make sure the monolouge is said with your back to your opponent.
22) Money should not be hanged, you will forget to pick it up and leave forgetting about it.

23) Nepalis talk like they have just been surprised, really really surprised, (do I also talk like that?)

24) Nepali hands have a mind of their own, they move on their own during voicechat...25) Fight Club in Hongkong can also be cultural dance hosting place

26) Nepali heroes can afford postpaid but no webcam
27) The only security Nepali dons have is  2/3 burly men . They can be easily killed. The biggest Chinese gang can be easily finished by 1 person..None other than our Sunil Thapa.