Lessons in Mission Paisa[None, Really]

The 27 lessons Nepali film 'Mission Paisa' gives. Obviously it  all boils to one simple lesson: Nepali films are stupid. REAL stupid. Avoid them like the plague.


2) Nepali girls in HongKong will not remember their own friend's face and ask if you are that person, even if you are not that person, they will go for coffee with you and.... (you know what I mean)


3) Good Looking gals will chat with you because you have similar profiles in Hi5.
4)
Hi5 has chat feature.
5) Hi5 has voice chat feature.

6) When you send pictures using this chat feature, the picture will automatically turn into your screensaver blocking everything else.



7) Good-looking Girls have nothing to do but chat with random guys in "Hi5 Chat".
8) Nepali Girls in HongKong are experts in Kung Fu.
9) All the Dons in HongKong are Nepalis, who answer to Dons in Mainland China.
10) Dons like opening up hotels that are named after them. Case in point: "Hotel Babu-Don" and yeah, Dons have cool names eg, Babu-Don :D (but no Big Hip-hop Don Man Lattu :( )

11) There are fight clubs in HongKong where anyone can go and fight and defeat their winning fighter hitting just one punch.

12) Chinese mafia use Ninjas who attack only after the boss has been killed.



13) Modern Ninjas still use swords and spears to fight.
14) When you have your opponent on the floor and a spear, you kill him by kicking him.

15) Sundar Thapa is spelled as Sundar Shrestha.
16) Nepali Banks can be hacked using GUI programs that show the percentage of completed hack.
17) Nepali Heroes can't hold their beer, 5 ppl, 4 beer bottles = very very drunk actors :D, n ya the only beer available is Tuborg.


18) Nepali Mafia Meetings are like regular business meetings with mineral water, the only difference is its conducted in a dark room.

19) When fighting, you should fight until the opponent goes down and then run away. Repeat until you reach a place with available weapons (rods??, sticks??)

20) After you hit your opponent with a rod and he can't move (or so you think), you start a long monologue about how

your opponent loved is ball and ask him about his ball(s). :D
21) Make sure the monolouge is said with your back to your opponent.
22) Money should not be hanged, you will forget to pick it up and leave forgetting about it.

23) Nepalis talk like they have just been surprised, really really surprised, (do I also talk like that?)

24) Nepali hands have a mind of their own, they move on their own during voicechat...25) Fight Club in Hongkong can also be cultural dance hosting place

26) Nepali heroes can afford postpaid but no webcam
27) The only security Nepali dons have is  2/3 burly men . They can be easily killed. The biggest Chinese gang can be easily finished by 1 person..None other than our Sunil Thapa.



1 comment:

  1. This is hilarious, esp. no. 10 :D
    I've visited your blog several times before but I hadn't come across this post. Well, better late than never eh?
    You should do more reviews on nepali movies lol
    Hope you won't mind me sharing this link with my mates
    Cheerio

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