Three (fake) love letters

This is about fake letters.

The guys were annoying me the other day by sending fake lover letters anonymously, pretending (rather badly) to write like a girl (dudes, eutaa keti ko 3 ota chitthi ma farak-farak handwriting hudaina, okay?)

I got them in the exact order they are posted here. I ignored them, save for a common gesture displaying a specific human digit to the perceived adversary to the individuals involved....