After writing a post that I didn't like at all, and showing it to a friend:
She: Um, all the characters in the conversation sound like you.
Me: Yes, yes, that's because I wrote them all. Also, you're soo pretty yaar, you blog too naa.
She: Haha, nice try. Annyway, the characters had lack of tact, just saying. [Or maybe the writer has a lack of tact. Suspenseful subtext]
Me: We shall overcome, we shall overcome, why do we live Bonnie, oh why do we live oh why.
She: Umm, you sound sentimental today, tell me what's wrong.
Me: [Quiet. Toilets]
She: Dude, seriously, or I'm going.
Me: [Quiet. Toilets]
She: Hya, i sense you're really really sad, so i go now. We talk later, lah, and you tell me all your worries love. [leaves]
Me: HII! HEYYS! WHASSAP! OMHOMGOMR, I HAD SO MUCH TO--oh wait, you're gone. damndamndamn. I wanted to talk,
She: [Silence]
Maybe expound more on the "toilets" part? That would really spice things up. :D
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