"Are you a Playa' ?" she asks me.
I want to ask her to "define player," but that would be an answer in itself, and defeat the entire purpose of asking a rhetorical question.
So I say, after a pause, "It depends...". More pause.
"Do you like being played with," I ask. And then I wink.
Secret: I sometimes practice winking in the mirror after showering. Just to be sure my winking skills are up to the mark, you know. And the eye muscles lose training if you give them too much rest.
I pat myself on the back that evening. It's very difficult to do it physically, but i do it anyway
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