The annual international 'Try a Guy' day was celebrated all over the globe with full vigor and enthusiasm today. Originally organized as a defiance against homophobia and later modeled to celebrate the proud statement of male homosexuality, the day has today evolved to become this one time of the year when dudes can bang other dudes with absolutely no consequences or judgements.
SteFan Gaylabangos, the head of the coordinating committee for the event said that approximately 22 million males, of all ages, ethnicity, nationality and other interesting descriptions he would not mention because he is not twelve, and puhlease, talking about size is just immature now k, had celebrate the event 'formally'.
"The number we have received, 22 million, is just the official number, which we can definitely confirm. I'm certain there's a lot more madfags who banged each other without considering what would happen if there girlfriend just decided to pop into their friend Sam's apartment, who they should technically be consoling because they told her that his girlfriend broke up with him and he's supersad, but of course she's just gone to Hungary to see her parents, while they are using all mathematically possible permutations of each others' orifices and phallic structures, ramming one into another," Gaylabangos said. "I'm sorry if I got the volume wrong: something seems to be wrong with my ear today, " he added.
The idea of 'Try a Guy' day arose last year after several successful years of celebration of the annual 'Lemme do a Femme' day, that celebrated the fluidity of female sexuality. It had been designated as a day when every woman who had ever said things like ' I wish I had a girlfriend', or ' maybe I should do something with women some day', would be encouraged to 'do' 'something' with women. The organizers had expected mild interest for the event, but the day was remarkable as a significant portion of global business and trade almost came to a halt when women started frequenting their visits to the women's room with other women, even more often they usually do.