Soap of Choice

Guys are a-guying,
Men are a-manning,
Dorks are a-doring,
Fish are fishy,
Maya is mushy,
Hookups are hasty
Newthings are nasty
Pretzels are salty
Beer is malty
Fear is paltry
Guys are a-hooking
Men are a-doring
Fish are a-salting
Men are un-knowing
Fear is fishy
Maya are hasty
You are pretty
Which soap do you
wash your face
with?
No,
Seriously,
I kid you not
I actually want
to know the soap.

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