How is it that everyone is trying to shape up these days? Everyone is one some sort of diet or another -- low carb diet, low sugar diet, keto diet, high fat diet (!!), Doritos only diet (it me!) and so on. I mean, I'll admit, I've gone along with one or two of those myself, but like, not like a cultist, yanno? Just like a normal person who thinks they can totallly go on a low-carb diet, because it shouldn't be a big deal at allll, and three days later, all they are eating is goddamn apples and bananas and oranges, and their stomachs are loudly crying for real fruit in the middle of classes and at work, and really, in the end, everyone realizes it's not worth the effort, and we are back to like, eight slices of bread and goddamn heaps of white rice every day. Aaaahhh, white rice, so much white rice. Enough, enough, enough..
But like, diets are reasonable, I think. Yeah, the reasonable sorts are not too bad, and often one even ends up healthier than they began with. The greater insanity (ahaa!) is the workout regimes that people tend to get into. Fortunately, the only workout regime I got into was like 'ohh cool this machines looks cool' thing at the gym for like two weeks every year in college. The streak ended everytime with muscles in the most unexpected parts of body getting severely sore. I would promise I'd restart in a week (ha! who was i even kidding) with proper fitness practices, and the break would last on for like, ten months. Not even the opportunity to stalk Sa during workouts made me wanna go, and that saying quite a bit.
I bring this up because my friends are into Insanity(!) now, and it's so... insane, yanno? It is intense, and you're sweating your breasts out by the first five minutes, out of the total 45 minutes. I would have to be very heavily incentivized to get into that sort of stuff, is all I'm saying. Yanno?
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