Random proverbs by Runil

• I was going home when the lightning struck and killed the chickens
  
  
• Radheshyam was a man of extraordinary taste: he had two tongues
  
  
• When life gives you lemons, through them really hard at the bad player or the poor performer
  
  
• Kill me if you want to, but I am not teaching you chess
  
  
• Let’s make him an offer he cannot refuse
  
  
• It had been three years since she had eaten the really bad Momo
  
  
• When he realized that running away was not the solution to any of the problems, he shot the police officer running after him dead
  
  
• ‘Sagarmatha’ is a swear word in Japanese. True story
  
  
• The romantic tension between the hero and the heroine of the story finally came to a climactic end when the hero, who considered the heroine his trusty friend, revealed to the heroine that he had herpes.
  
  
• The world was on the brink of disaster, and she was the only person who could save it. She did what every sensible and responsible superhero would do—blackmailed everyone else into paying her 3 billion dollars.
  
  
• It had been a long, hard day for agent Samson—saving your country from foreign spies was never easy. So he decided to make things easier, and defected to the enemy country.
  
  
• She was the prettiest girl the world had ever seen: her eyes were said to be a thousand times prettier than a deer’s, her hair in itself seduced thousands of sensible young men and women, her face was said to shine brighter than the full-moon. Every person—man or woman—was in love with her. Until the day everyone found out that she had a really bad case of diarrhea—without anyone telling it. Despite her other awesome qualities, she had a really weak control over her bowel. She had to wash her clothes herself later for the first time in her life.
  
  
• The Prime Minister knew he was making a decision that would forever alter the course of human history. He barfed and fainted when it was time for him to give his verdict.