Random proverbs by Runil-2

• The school of fish was closed that day because most the fishes had been killed and served up in restaurants all around the world
  
• As dusk approached, Evan grew stupider and stupider
  
  
• She had told him several times she didn’t love him. He was getting creeped-out because he had no idea who she was.
   
• When Robina said she wanted to go home, she meant she loved her boyfriend very much.
   
• As time passed, newborn babies of Italy Chowk in Kathmandu began to develop more and German features.
   
• No one is surprised when a wise man makes a comment on the economic crisis and offers solutions. Bart farted so loud everyone had to close their ears, so they could not hear what the wise man was saying
   
• “Elipha, will you marry me,” said Rahul Karmacharya, to his fraternal twin sister. She said yes.
   
• Most Stars are so far away that even light takes millions of years to reach to us from them.  Paris Hilton is actually 92 years old.
   
• The butcher realized he had led a terribly sinful life. So he handed over the drugs business to his cousin, sold away his ‘manpower agency’ to a larger brothel in Nevada and promised to himself he would spend the rest of the life only killing animals mercilessly.
   
• The Manakamana temple is an excellent example of Nepali art and culture. If you are confident and theatrical enough, and can weave intricate stories, the dumb Nepalis will believe anything.
   
• Ningpa’s parents told him they had met for the first time in a ‘bar’ in Thamel. He did not want to know more.
   
• Please let me know when you are going to the Loo.
   
• You should never let the other person wear a checkered shirt if you plan on working with her brother.
   
• The way his eyes looked at me buggered me a lot. So I closed the closet, making sure to cover the head with a towel.
   
• His mother was a Nurse, and his father a lecturer in the University. He was gay, and they were shocked.