Communication log: Left Shark

Nov 13
Stage one complete. Radio silence till further communication.

Nov 21
Got dinner in SoHo with a girl. She seemed cool. She thought I was cool. Need to make the infiltration believable. $313 bill sent separately through encrypted channel.

Nov 28
She's seeing other dudes. Anyone at the base know how to dispose of 'bestest sea creature <3 nbsp="" p="">

Dec 12
Didn't realize NYC museums were so expensive! The cupcake dinner at the Met is totally in my personal account!

Jan 1
Hshduishwe are going to whtin this, what you eguys thingk you don;t know me at yall and hwo much i ove and respect you guys because famly is what mattersniand i just wish you gusy would know that yiu know but thanks to larryfor making this posisble for me i know I said i didn't like cdancing byt i realized I actually do

Error in communication. Buttdialed earlier message. Plan completely on track. Celebrated NYC eve like a bunch of stupid tourists in Times' Square. Cover is perfect.

Jan 22
They are taking us to Glendale to start practicing there in a week. Winter is brutal and the landlord won't turn on the heat all the time. It's times like this that I wish I were warmblooded :(. Gotta put four layers of jackets and windproof jacket on top of that. Fins don't show, but now I look like an overweight mobster. That doesn't fit well with my naive tourist image. Need more money for better lodgings.

Jan 29
Good Mfking god. It is so warm here! I danced amongst the trees and seaweeds today. Never had a more refreshing twelve-hour long swim. Drunk partiers didn't find it strange I was in the water all the time.

Feb 3
Doing rehearsals full time. Time consuming to do a second time by oneself, but understand the importance. Nearly fell into hot water the other day. No Sharkfin soup, LOL

Feb 8
Saw Katy today. She's the Queen. I'd be her boody booty  booties boot if she wanted to. She's cool and she even talked to us sharks for a bit. It was mostly sea-food related jokes, but hey, when you're in Alabama, do as the Alabammers do!

Feb 11
Am I nervous? No. Should I be nervous? Maybe. I don't know. This is going to be fun. I am prepared. Months of hard work and planning is coming to this. I'm tearin' up. Let my family know I miss them and I did this for them and I am coming soon, everyone!

Feb 12
Done. Retrieval done.