Seriously, is something wrong dude? No? Then why ain't you writing? What? What did you say? Pft, you're making excuses, it's got absolutely nothing with your writing, okay? So get out there and start writing already. Do some schticks, and do some backflips, and kick some dogs, as in metaphorical dogs, and then start writing. Please.
There's no such thing as a writer's block. And unless you have a particularly empty brain, you can never run out of ideas by writing. In fact, the more you think, the more you read and write, the more you can read and write, because then you know what has been done and what is to be done.
This is not going to work out as well as we thought, is it. I'm giving you an ultimatum: if you do not up your writing soon, this blog is shutting down. There's no point. No one to read, no one to write, no one to exist. To make its author come into existence, a writing has to exist first. A writing that doesn't exist does not have an author. Someone who writes is not someone who writes if he does not write.
We are done for now. Goodnight. And remember, that is not a good reason at all. Not at all. You're just a lazy bum.
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