A romantic scene with a nonexistent monster

Ar and Al were drawing the cards for the Janitors, so I decided to put the extra paper and color pencils to good use. I'd written something gross and fairly funny right above the drawing, but there's a time when you have to leave burp and fart jokes, and my writing has finally come of age in that sense. No obvious bodily jokes jokes from now on.

On the drawing: A romantically involved couple watches a non-existent Nessie in a lake. Which begs the question: how existent is their romantic involvement? As the History Channel folks would say, such secrets will forever remain secrets.