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The Karakoram range has weird blue fairies with pixie dust emanating out of their armpits, but they wont let you see their eyelashes because darn you, dude, you should not look at fairy eyelashes, okay? Those fairies have an interesting game: they jump over each other in the dark deadly pits of the range. Because nothing is more fun than daring  death.

The people living close by to the fairy habitats hunt the fairies for their expensive fairy dust: they  are the major ingredient of Coca-Cola, because of which the fairy population is gradually decreasing. Look at the scientific facts: In 1950, there were 132,200 fairies, compared to 200, 000 that live in the region today. While the human population has almost doubled in the last 70 years the fairy population has increased only by 60 percent.

Conservation efforts have been made, of course. Last year, a group of scientists from Europe and the United states went on a joint mission spsonsored by the European Committee for the Preservation of Proto-Imaginary Creatures. The team discovered that the Fairies were pretty damn pissed off at the humans for being such a-holes.

"Fk your people, and Fk your family, and specially fk the female members of your family, you fking little bastard, " the Chief Fairy Correspondent reportedly said to the interviewers from the team.

The fact that the majority of humanity denies the very existence of Weird Blue Fairies is the first hindrance to their preservation. As long as people don't realize that those fairy do in fact exist, and as creatures adorable as any other creature must be conserved, they are unlikely to pay much attention to the issue. People need to express their concerns to the elected representatives, schools and colleges need to start frank and honest conversations on the issue, and try to identify why people have trouble believing in those creatures, and our governments need to be serious concerning the issue.

Meghan McFairie,  a junior at Southern Missouri State University in St. Louis, went on a trip  to Turkey. "They are like, the prettiest things everrr, " she says, "You know, when you see something, and feel omigodomigod this so so frikkin awesome, it's never happening in my life ever again, I should probably take tons of pictures of this and post on facebook? That is exactly what happened to me when I observed those adorable creatures, whose habitats and livelihoods have been encroached by the human greed and inhumanity."

She recently created a student group in her college that fights for the rights of Weird Blue Fairies. A few of her students have joined, but most students remain ambivalent about the issue. Woltham Gollum, a senior majoring in Anthropology at SMSU says, " Oh yeah, haha they live in Hogwarts right? Hur hur. What? You mean they're for real? No Shit! I thought fairies and dwarfs and global warming were are fairy tales. Huh, maybe I'll do something about that when I have some free time."

Susan Allsbright, who represents the coalition of conservative ThinkTanks at Washington, says the issue of Weird Blue Fairies is exaggerated. "It's simple: there's some kids high on LSD or something who're seeing things and they're creating an issue out of absolutely nothing. I'm surprised that people are even taking the issue seriously," she said. The Chief Fairy Correspondent said in response, "Fk her."