How to get into MIT-- A dummy's guide for Nepalis

Here's a question I've heard too often for my comfort recently, exactly in this form: Dude, wow! How did you get into MIT?

The answer to that is, by not asking stupid (and unintentionally demeaning) questions to other people, ok?  Good enuff?

The question's not asked at me, obviously.

PS: for those who are here because of my linkbaits, I know 5 people from Nepal who go to MIT right now, and 5 other Nepalis who went to MIT. And 10-15 other random MIT kids. Rs. 1800 per person, and I'll introduce you to them; 3000 for introductions to introductions to the Kuires per person. If you talk to them, they'll probably tell you how you got in, and you can too! Get to me right now