things and other stuff that shouldn't happen

This was going to be titled 'A Tale of Two Cities' and it had 728 words about two cities, where the cities were euphemism for something else. Then I realized cities be fked, I didn't really care about euphemistic cities  and their tales, and cities are organic usually and it's really good if you keep your pesky sh*ty writing away from them and stop writing about them entirely, and stay away from them in general, to everyone's benefit. Thus, euphemistic cities shall never be mentioned again, euphemistically or otherwise.

There was very disturbing news from India today-- a minor girl was pretty-much gang-raped by a mob in Assam out in the open for perceived promiscuity.  Someone on twitter wrote this:

"If you hadn't worn the skirt,..." -> "If you hadn't gone to the pub..." -> "If you hadn't gone to co-ed..." -> "If you hadn't been born..."

and I agreed. There's a lot to be said about the culture and the guys and India and Nepal and mentality and women and respect but they shall not come up here because the war has been lost. The best women can do today in this region is pray to the fking 330 million deities, a lot of them women, that they be not raped. This is horrible and defeatist and it should change and yadayadayada, but they will hide their daughters and wrap them under layers of clothing and then go out to look for any lesser-clothed women to judge/rape. So it is. Runawayforyourlives yaars, runforyourlives.

The police defended that it was a one-time incident and that's not what Assam is. Things moved to Delhi and the wealthy brats wrote somewhere that the phoren media doesn't like india because Delhi is really a safe place, i swear yaar, look my friend has never been raped yet and we party alll the time, and she doesn't even wear anything if you know what i mean hehehe, but seriously, Delhi is a safe place yaar, if not wouldn't all my friends be raped, they are all ignorant idiots of dehaat, doesn't happen in Delhi, doesn't happen to us, and beside, how do you even define rape, sir ji, because me playfully playing around with the girl who was out the other day was anything but rape, and now you are attacking me because you can't prove your point, so I know all about lafangas like you or i'll call the police or I'll just take out my HK.22 ok.

There was this joke the Indian girls make in college. It goes, if you're a girl, and in Delhi, and you're returning late from a party, sleep on the bar, sleepover at the toilet, or cover a boraa over yourself and sleep on the streets, because if you take a cab, you will be raped. The punchline was, someone asks 'Why don't you take cabs?' to which they answered 'Oh, because we get raped if we do that.' You would laugh if it caught you off-guard and you thought they were not serious.