Unreliable Natraj

"Sir he cheated you, hahaha, that is not gandhi, that's an african man," the shopkeeper tells Jack.

"No, this is Gandhi. Look, tall thin, stick and glasses, bald man, all point to Gandhi. Besides, the guy in the counter told me it was Gandhi," Jack says.

"Haha, no, he saw you were a white man, and he cheated you. 800 for a metal african man is too much sir, you can get same size african man for 600 in the shop next door sir. African man doesn't get to eat, they are starving like gandhi, so they are thin. Look at the face sir, that's not Gandhi's face, that's an African man," the shopkeeper says.

He points at the neighboring shop that sells metal african men.

It is Gandhi, that Jack is sure. African men don't carry stick exactly like Gandhi's and they don't wear Gandhi glasses, and they don't have lungis (or do they) and they don't have the Gandhi cut. Scratch that, actually. Gandhi and African men have exactly the same haircut.

"Sir, my gods are very reasonable. Cheap and small, and perfect gift for anyone. You might think 50 rupees for so small gods is too expensive, but metal is getting very expensive these days sir. 1800 rupees for a kilo, can you belive that, it's very expensive. China is buying all the metal at high prices, so we have to keep with the high prices sir, " he explains as he shows a Bhairab with fantastically large dick. "This one is 800. It's small, but lot of work put into it. Everyone is interested by this one," he says.

Jack wants to buy a big Natraj. The shopkeeper doesn't have it in the size he wants, so we move on.