Two tales from the beach

This weekend (extended, thanks to Memorial day!), I biked over 60 mile over two days! That's like, a hundred kilometres, people! It was very exciting, and I'm proud and yadda yadda yadda, but more importantly, I biked to the beach. All by myself. And it was amazing.

There were two notable stupid things.

First, there was a really well-dressed and attractive wedding party right outside, posing in front of the sculptures. They spent quite a bit of time there too. Two unshaven random dudes were just figuring out what was happening as I got there. I overheard them talk a bit, about how good everyone looked, and if anyone was single and so forth. I went to dip into the water and came back a couple of minutes later, and they each had a super - cute dog each. Like, are there stores that rent out cute animals to desperate dudes, because that seems like a very valid business idea. In any case, couple of minutes later, they're both like (they actually literally say this) "yeah, I don't think we're going anywhere man, we're not gunna get anything", and they leave. So their entire plan hinged around hanging around a wedding party with cute dogs on them. I must be naive, because as cute as dogs are, I really can't see anyway this would go anywhere anyone might want it to go. And again, it must be me.

And later I'm at this mexican restaurant getting fish tacos, and the guy after me starts chatting up the server, who's actually pretty nice. I'm like, huuh, this conversation is going for faar longer and into much greater detail than any I've ever had with a server, and they keep talking. And then his daughter (?) comes up running asking for something or other... I think she wanted fries(?) She is followed by her mother, who doesn't look happy at all. Later, they sit in the same table, and eat together. The man and the woman were very cold at each other. I'm... very confused. If I ever wrote a textbook, for all the 'questions', I'd put in things that confuse me, and expect the students to give me a wide variety of answers so I could figure out what the hell was happening, and what the effing hell all the parties were thinking exactly and seriously are they married or divorced or divorcing or what the hell is happening, people?

In any situation, I'm like super buff biker (bicycler, same difference) dude now guys! Be afraid of me.