Cows give dung because they give milk. You see, dung is made up of green vegetables, which cows eat, and milk is made up of beer, which cows drink when no one's looking. Since they don't do too much driving, they always drink till they black out, and have a really bad hangover the next day. Green vegetables are good for hangover, they eat it, and we have to put up with all this s*** in our milk.
There has been a global panic regarding this milk thing. There is a very simple solution to it: don't drink milk or anything related to it. You may argue that it is going to be very difficult as pretty much everything, including car tires, is made up of milk. You are right. In that case, I have two solutions: first, stop eating car tires and second, don't get near to any semi-solid substance in milk. Know that white stuff that floats in the milk mug? That is pure dung. The purest, even though your mother may call it 'cream'. People normally want you to have it so they can have the milk part. Don't fall for it.
Some big, evil, multinational companies advertise that milk is good for your bones. Don't believe them. Ask your doctor. If she says the same thing,then. she is probably a paid agent of one of those rich companies; stop going to her. They are just trying to male some money selling you dung so that they can have milk for themselves to make milk-shakes and ice-creams. Instead, make some milk yourself. The recipe is given below:
MILK
Ingredients
- Sugar (lots of)
- Water (One liter Kerosene bottle)
- Cooking Gas (whatever you have)
- White Color
- Cow
- Bucket
- DairyMilk (Note:DairyMilk is Not milk)
1.Mix everything(leave the cow alone!) in a container and heat it till you have no more cooking gas left.
2.Milk MUST come from a cow, so take your mixture near one and pretend to milk the cow. Make sure you pull the cow's udders and nothing else- things are pretty confusing down there.
3.Enjoy the natural milk without any artificial contamination.
Cheers!