I sometimes wonder why we don't have any Mexicans in Nepal. How come US of America is swamped with Mexicans so much so that some actually dislike them, but in Nepal, where they are really required, they are only found in handfuls, and those that are found are treated as celebrities? Why cant more Mexicans come to Nepal to be treated as celebs.
There's this idea that all the Mexican girls are really hawt, and Mexican guys are like Hritik Roshan in that chocolate ad. I'm not sure if that's true, but either way, I want more Mexicans in Nepal.
I understand Mexico is a lot like Nepal. There's a lot of crime, and drug cartels(and such as other criminal groups) threaten the government, there are more poor people than rich people, their Capital is basically a hell-hole, and all the Mexicans are totally crazy about Um'Reeka. So there's just one difference between Mexico and Nepal: while Mexicans only 'totally crazy', Nepalis are like 'OMG, OMG! This is totally so kickass awesomme... This is my drream... Yayy' about USA.
Mexican food is good too, if you like the combination of bland food items mixed with spicy stuff that WILL cause smoke to come out of the hair-pores on your scalp. It's a rad combination, that only Mexico and Nepal share in the whole wide Universe, and so Mexicans are cool and awesome, just like flying toy helicopter that my parents got for me in my 14th Birthday, but which, unfortunately I broke in 2 days, mainly because I did not understand that helicopter wings are really fragile and are not to be messed with or experimented upon by manually pushing around.
That is not to imply that Mexicans are fragile, but that Mexicans are nice, and they are very cheap for Americans, and Americans would like to have as many as they can have unless, of course, they actually ask for something like money, food, or amenities, after which they become expensive toys you cannot maintain, and therefore have to be sent back home because they can no more stay legally in your country because how can they? Can't you see that they are doing jobs in your country for half or less of what anyone else is willing to do for, while your other countrymen are going jobless because they simply do not agree to working for so cheap, and that is not good for your country and the American People?