We went to Trader Joe's the other day I was feeling adventurous so I got a 'mixed juice' cocktail from their tetrapaks. As readers of the blog are aware, non-fresh juices are sugar water literally no different from coke or fanta with absolutely no health benefits perhaps a little bit of vitamin c but if you're drinking the bottom shelf juice for your vit-c needs you've got bigger problems to take care of. The juice combo was banana-strawberry-orange, and mango too. Kinda strange combo no, a random mix of unrelated fruits. Except if you're trying to get rid of leftover pulp or 'juice material' or concentrates and need to come up with a creative way to market the dangerous sugary concoction. A racket, if you will. As most things are these days. And this kids, is how somebody got literally one step away from that fascist chant the orange fartballon used to defraud his followers.
Right, the juice was bubblegum-flavored and it was...you know what, pretty goddarned good. It was difficult to not drink, kinda' addictive. It didn't quench one's thirst, rather I've been drinking two glasses of water for every glass of juice.
They should really color it pink and market it as bubble-gum juice. I'd buy the heck outta it.
Strange times, strange times we live in.
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