Wai wai is a dangerous communist tool developed by Communist leader Stalin and his right-hand man Mao who was the brother-in-law of the guy named Marx.
So if you want to eat Wai Wai remember that it has a dangerous chemical called Ajinomoto which is made from the fat of Pigs and Cows that give milk, so that the hindus and muslims are both going to be killed by their respective gods, which raises an interesting philosophical question: how many different religions are there in heaven or different perceptions of heaven thereof.
If we are to listen to the highly respectable, intelligent and religiously people of the venerable Foundation for Krisna Consciousness, there is only Krisna and Krisna himseld(or herself, depending upon whether you seem him as a guy or a gal, in Radha form) but other highly respectable and religiously devout individuals from other religions would oppose it on grounds of--you know... So, lets assume there are LOTS of gods and goddesses and they all follow whatever religion they want to follow.
Then, they will preside over a flat world with the twin cities for Ankh-Morpork, and be ruled by a benevolent Patrician called lord Vetineri, and will have a University called the Unseen University, modeled after the Invisible College of the seventeenth Century.
The Wizards of the unseen University (UU) will however be mauled by by bears from Wasilla, Alaska, who are in fact human beings from Nepal, who have eaten the Wai Wai with Ajinomoto and then turned into wild polar bears.
So, eating waiwai is bad for health of children and men and dogs and cats and hopefully the buggering crow that took a dump on me the other day, because, by Darwin, if I ever get that Crow, I am gonna' feed it with all the WaiWai I can afford and then feed it to Obesity and ultimately death. Revenge is sweet, specially when refrigerated. But don't add too much Vanilla essence and sugar, or else it will be bitter. Like Prachanda after leaving the PM.
And that will herald an age of true wisdom and knowledge, where man will be respected for who is is and what he has done, not for his father and grandfather. What about the women, you ask? Yes, I ask the same, for there are not going to be any women in that world, as they will have become intelligent enough to develop a system to do without men, so they will have boarded an intergalactic spaceship and abandoned mankind and Earth.
So how will people reproduce? They wont. That will be the end of the mankind as we know it. But Womankind will have saved humanity. And gays. They will have gone with the women, cuz the women will need BFFs and things like that and cool shoes and then someone to tell them their shoes are really cool and the sorts.