Analyzing Social Media Content

A recent study by researchers at University of Cambridge has revealed a high degree of correlation between personality traits and 'Likes' on Facebook. Here's what the results most likely mean:

If you Like:                                                           You Are:

Nike Shoes                                                                 Gay
My Dog                                                                       elderly ex-miner Texan of Bavarian descent
Pygmalion                                                                  black
DaWriterPost-xx's Blog                                           a likely candidate for next year's club presidency
Umbrella                                                                    trying too hard
like if your bf just told a dirty joke n u laughed     gayy
Dork                                                                           a Whale aficionado
Pervez Musharraf                                                    likely to pass dentistry school in the next two years
Hello Kittie                                                              Indian
The Earth                                                                 Catholic Minister in Zambia on a two-year mission
Lungs                                                                        a dork
Plush toys                                                                a second-generation Armenian immigrant in the UK
"Who Moved My Cheese?"                                   horny bastard
Shangrila Momos                                                   in your mid-twenties flirting with younger guys
Tel-Aviv University                                                cute
Little Kids                                                                wasting your time


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Originally posted on March 25. Backdated to March 16.

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