Some random questions and their answers

Q: When will SLC results come out?
A: This year's SLC was perhaps one of the most important ever. A lot of students took it, some of them will fail while some of them will pass. The SLC results will come out when Pa. Ni. Ka releases them, so that means they could come out within five minutes of right now, or the next year. However, there's a good possibility they will come out in Asar-Shrawan.

Q: I was searching for nepali sex blogs, nepali sex, kathmandu sex, nepali porn, kathmandu porn but google sent me here. What should I do?
A: That is a very good question. I suggest you get out of cyber/your room where you are, breathe in some fresh air, go to Rani Pokhari and pay tribute to Nepali history and architecture, and then go to City Center for a good meal. Things are expensive there, but it's worth the price. You can also watch movies in Big Cinemas, which is right next to the food court. If you are still dissatisfied, I suggest you talk to older people about the Rana Conspiracy and the Conspiracy of the Royal Massacre, where Mossad, together with RAW and CIA murdered the Nepali Royal Family, even  though ISI wanted to save them, and then blamed it on Mr. Dipendra.

Q: Who killed King Birendra and the Nepali Royal Family?
A: Excellent question. It has been partly answered in the previous answer. People say that King Dipendra killed them, but that is a lie, perpetrated by Gyanendra, who is actually a secret agent for the German secret service, who worked together with Mossad, CIA, and RAW to eliminate the Nepali Royal family. They did so because the lizard-men who were conquering the world from the west could be defeated only by Birendra, or the rightful heir using the Royal Staff, but since all of them are dead already, no one can stop the green lizards from conquering the world. Obama is also a part of the conspiracy, and as you may well know, he is actually the chief of green lizards who are trying to take over the world.

Q: Why are Nepalis so short?
A: As you may well know, all humans were created by the almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM) who looks after all of us. To keep us from flying away from earth, the FSM uses his noodly invisible appendages to push us back to earth. While scientists call this effect 'gravity', it is actually the work of FSM. Because FSM loves us Nepalis so much, he uses some extra appendages to push us back to earth(because he REALLY does not want us flying away). As a side effect, we are pushed harder back into the earth, and thus grow lesser than people from other oarts of the world, who are not as loved as we are by the FSM.

Q: I want to watch Namrata Shrestha scandal video online. What should I do?
A: Aah, yes. You might have heard of Namrata Shrestha Nepali scandal video, and therefore you are interested in watching the scandal video online. That is completely understandable.
However, your question is not as easy to answer as it might first appear. To do the thing, you must follow the following steps rigorously, and then see if it works out for you.
1. Send out the links to this blog to 25 people, and make sure they click on any one of the articles.
2. Click on random articles at least 250 times in this blog.
3. Comment in seven(7) articles in this blog, and give your actual email id in all of them.
4. As soon as you finish posting the seventh comment, you will get an email with the aforementioned video attached to it. Then you can have fun.
5. If it does not work, you must have made a mistake somewhere, so you must start from the beginning.

Q: Was Buddha born in India or in Nepal? Some people say he was born in India, while some people  say he was born in Nepal. Mr. Zakaria says he was born in India in his book on post-American world. I don;t know whom to believe.
A: Buddha was really born in Madyapradesh of India. Everything else is a lie.

....Just kidding. he was born in Nepal. Probably.

Since no one was there to peep while Mrs. Yasshodhara was giving birth to the baby boy, one cannot answer this question with 100 percent confidence. However, since India is a rich country, and Ramayan and Mahabharat both happened there, the Indians would probably not mind if we took Buddha even if he were born in India. So, for all intents and purposes, Buddha is born in Nepal.

Q: How to download/watch all the latest Nepali movies/films online for free?
A:  There are several ways you can do that. Here are some of the popular ways to do that.
1. Go to nytimes.com and search "nepal" in the search page. Click on any one of the results and in the comments section type the following(without quotes) " I WANNA SEE A FREE NEPFILM! GIMME SUM MORE, IMMA CHEAPSKATE" This is the secret passcode that will tell the movie servers that someone wants to download the movies. Now that the server is ready for your request, come back to this blog, and comment in 12(twelve) different. This is to confirm that you are a real human being and not some internet bot wasting our bandwidth. After posting the comments, post the 13th comment in this article with your email ID, and the message(without quotes) "Nepali films to be watched are awesomer than that of us, yes?" The server will automatically email the latest Nepali films to your Email ID. Enjoy!