Tongue-kissing thirteen people at the same time

The fact that Jutho does not have a specific one-word translation to English amused us to no ends when we were in 9-10. "Nepali is great," Sa would say, searching for all the swear words he could find in BP's diary. I know of many-many long polysyllabic words that do not have a one-word translation(you could argue that it is in fact a single word, but a noun and a verb are never one word. and if you put a hypen between those to words, you come up as ancient) but most of them would be unsuitable here.

I do not understand the difference between eating someone's Jutho and tongue kissing that person, which might sound gross, but once you start really getting into the issue, you realize that if you would take in someone else's saliva, you might as well go the full deal and do tongue kiss. Tongue kiss, tongue kiss, tongue kiss. Such a good word, no? Lovely.

I once more or less tongue kissed 13(that's the lucky number) people at the same time. It was not tiring, did not seem weird at the time, and we totally enjoyed it. You should totally try it out sometime too. Don't complain if you get diseases though, because mouth is just as good an orifice to transmit various diseases as any other orifice in the human body. I did not get sick though, because due to the extreme temperature conditions involved in the tongue kiss, most of the viruses, bacteria, and other  naughty tiny creatures that like causing distress in human beings probably froze to death.

We shared an ice-cream. Thirteen of us. It was not a cup-icecream. We shared a cone. Everyone licked at least twice, so there's no chance the first person involved was not actually involved in tongue kissing but more of a saliva donation program. It was totally a fully consensual total saliva-and-other-oral-liquids-exchange-program between almost a dozen high schoolers and a few little kids.

I will not share the details. The individuals involved have reached positions with great public responsibility, and I do not want to spread civil discord created when everyone tries to tongue kiss as many people s/he can because their role models did it. No. But let this be known: to anyone who was keeping count, I paid for it, and I had no intentions of sharing it when I bought it. It was also the most expensive cone available, and I also bought one for that lover boy who thought a certain someone was 'loving him'. You guys owe me one, everyone.