"Romeo, romeo, timi kataa chhau?"
"Hyaa, toilet ta ramrari jaana deu!"
"Eh, lala. Ramrari gara, j gardai chhau."
"Arrrghhh! Hare bhagwan.... yo kun juni ko paap ko fall bhogdai chhu..."
"BAALAK! YO TERO 3 JANMA AGAADI KO FALL HO! ANI FALL SEMESTER MA APPLY GAREKO FALL HO! SPRING MA KINA NA GAREKO?"
"Hyaa, sabb jaana le sabbai kura kina completely literally linchhan..."
"Romeo, mero maya, timilaai k bhayo? Timi udas chhau, kina?"
"First kura ta, mero pet ko awastha timile garda bha ho... Hijo tyo bottle maa kk thyo, khayau, ani maile ta daaru holaa bhanera khaayeko, pet kharab bhayo. Second, toilet ma ta malai 'udas' huna deu... Jhan testo senti senti bhasa bolera jhanna 'udas' nabanau nah. Ma niskinchhu ani ramrari kura garamra, lah?"
"Lah. Lah!" (Girl goes back to pottery)
(Police Officer) "Hoi, Gurl!!! Did you see some villains jumping and running around?"
"No, no Police jee, I did not!"
"Ok, you are very pretty. Are you married?"
"Nono, I am not at all married. I have to look after my old drunken father by doing pottery, so I cannot marry."
"Eh, okok. I will go now. But I will come to marry you later."
"But... but... I have a BF already. He's soo cute, and even though he acts weird a LOT I love him.." (the police does not hear him)
(romeo) "Ko sanga kuraa gareko? Ko thyo tyo? Patrika wallah ho bhane kurna bhana hai, naya barsa ko kharcha dinu chha"
"haina haina, patrika waalah haina. Khoi ko arkai manchhe raichha. Atti weird kyaa, I mean totally complete-ly weird."
"Eh, lala. Aja khana k chha?"
"Aja mero cousin kahaan jaane bhaneko birseu?"
"Eh, laah. Ma jaana sakdina. Diarrhea."
"Eh, its okay. Maile na bheteko 2 years bhaisakyo, feri aba chhitai nai states farkinchha. Ma gayeen hai!"
(girl thinking to herself: Chyaaa!!! Diarrea re!!! Kasto ghinlaagdo. Aba maile nai tesko laagi luga dhune, toilet safa garnuparne holaa. Kasto useless maanchhe bhanyaa. Esko satta ta I should totally elope with that Handsome and strong policeman who had this really awesome shades.)
(girl goes to the police station. The policewaalah and his men are doing Hudd hudd dabangg danbaagg waallah dance)
"I love youu police ji, lets elope."
(they start singing munni badnam hui. Cuz' the gurl's nickname's Munni, and since she was so easy for him, she's got a bad name in the Police Station. Therefore, 'Munnis got a bad name'.)
"Yes yes, you matkewaali lets"
(they get married)
"Eh, what's your name re? Maile birsen. Ani sorry about your dad!"
"Khoi maile ni biresen! Ani OMG!!! You speak Nepali??? Haha, maile ta timile Nepali boleko kaile
ni suneko thyena. I thought you spoke hindi well, haina?"
"I am Dabangg, Babe! I can do ANYthing"
The End