Dear Peoples,
It has come to our knowledge that you are not happy. We have been informed that you are showing your dissatisfaction by taking to the streets, burning shops, vehicles, government property, killing people, looting, and doing several other things that would be deemed illegal were things in the usual state. And we understand you.
You want change-- change in the governance, change in the faces who govern, change in the system of unaccountability and lawlessness, and we hear you. We have, from time to time made known our desire to be with people and help them as need, by supporting. The time has come for us to give to the nation and we consider it our greatest responsibility-- to help the nation at the time of need.
Therefore, we have decided that from tomorrow we shall be conducting the matters of the state in such an inclusive manner that no one will understand what the hell are we doing anyway, and then get stumbled over if by we they mean themselves or Us, which technically should be the same thing but its not because we are viewed as corrupt, incompetent, whereas all the peoples view themselves as essentially honest, god-fearing patriots who have been wronged by Us.
While we do not subscribe to such sentiments, any institution the harbors such sentiments can be understood in its views, at least after the recent economic crises that has limped the economy of our nation. We must be together, and work hand-in-hand, despite the seemingly insurmountable differences which will get none-too-great in time as we start cooperating with each other on more regular and person-to-person way. it is to be understood that while there are only a few of those who wrong others, the majority is always wronged, therefore they should hold the dictatorial powers of the state, as described by Article 127 of the Constitution of the Kingdom of Nepal 2047, which also, for the first time in the entire region, guaranteed the rights of all minorities, based on their ethnicity, color, race or sexual orientation, albeit implicitly.
It is our greatest misfortune that our financial backers in the constitutional process, the-then ECA(now EU) did not agree with us on the all-embracing concept of equality,which we have reasons to suspect was influenced heavily by the Vatican, even by the protestant countries, so that there's no point in fighting over one another.
However, as system commanders go, you must be informed that a ill-performed operation or death will not only get you expelled from the college but also bar you from entering the medical profession in the entire planed., Howsoever, as time has come we feel that while those hopes are over-exaggerated, there must be certainly some figment of truth to us, which we mush try to confirm from her own mouths.
However, those reports slandering the reputation of the college, and also those do deny that prove that there's certainly more than an average brain capable of making connection and proving incriminating information to the computer, but he may have something to understand, but now that he's weirded out, she can't see properly or cant even see, because hes got only one driver. And that too, is not a chauffeured gentleman.
Update: I do not remember typing the last two paragraphs-- I was sleeping as I typed. Post has been updated for spellings.