Seven reasons why ghosts from the TV show Ghosts are probably what ghosts are actually like

1. Because they're not transparent, ghosts can't be transparent AND see stuff, that's not how life works.
   
   
2. They're funny. Real life ghosts are probably funny. Only so long you can be all glomped up for.
   
   
3. They hold grudges, I'd hold grudges too if somebody killed me unceremoniously.
   
   
4. I too would haunt a large mansion for the rest of eternity if I could, because small apartments are just so cramped.
   
   
5. They don't howl all the time like old-timey losers, it takes up a lot of energy and not too scary.
   
   
6. They look like normal people, you don't change into a white sheet like the kkk just because you're deaddd okaaay?
   
   
7. They're helpful, which is nice, I imagine if you're hoping to make it to the good place I'd be trying to do good deeds too.