An F- You to the NY Metro system

Originally written in my Scribe in NYC.

Bro,
You were supposed to have your skit together, Be convenient, time, and quick-
All these times it didn't matter You excelled in those factors
Until I was certain I could put all my faith into you
Even for times when I should 'known better. The airport shuttle oh-so timely, so very quick I was impressed and in awe of the world-class System of public transport
Until the one time
When it was crucial for me to be on time
And I gave myself a 20-minute buffer Of course it'd be perfect, I thought!
Oh but not to be so,
The system broke,
The vehicle stalled
And I was fucked.
Even an expensive when ride was of
no help.
Pity.
What. A. Pity.