Alas some people and their attempts to reuse items

 Seen on the packaging of a kitchen faucet extender:
This product is not long enough to be used as a skipping rope or for any similar applications not directly related to the hobbies inspired by the coronavirus lockdowns. It does not hold the structural strength to be tested against. You would be well-advised to look into other avenues for staff similar as myself though somebody who's failed to get into the inner circles, to get their voices heart directly by the bigheads in charge unless they were paid at the nominal value that's on the streets.