The two things parents talk about times when they're abroad

 Seventy percent of all the conversations are about time zones, and how time zones are different, and how it's night when it's day there and here, and actually you're ahead of one day. And it's not just once, over and over and over again, with the same people. On repeat. Over and over and over.
And again.

The second thing is about time zone conversations, and how adding this to that, and one to three and subtracting will get you that time zone, but you can also convert it by first converting to the Nepali time zone and then doing the other conversation, and how that's easier. You'd think once you talk about this with somebody it'd be over, but no, over and over and over, how to do the timezone math and how  this is crazy.

Wild times, people, wiiilld times.