So last night at the wee hours of the night I was suddenly besotten by this strange pang of unyielding hunger that wouldn't go away no matter how many cups of herbal tea I drank. I was unable to think or function properly, had to find something to eat immediately, no matter what.
As it had been eons since I had gone to the grocery store I had to scrounge in the pantry for something long lost or forgotten that nobody had gotten around to eating. And that is when the Cheetos Red Hot Mac N Cheese was discovered. It was a part of the first grocery trip I did when moving places last year, many many years ago, had had been hidden in the nooks and crannies always escaping my hungry ways. And it was time.
So I followed the instructions, bright red cheese powder and all. But instead of milk I used kefir. And added an extra clove or two of garlic (instead of...none). Plus crumbled home-made cheese to give it extra cheesiness.
It was one of the best things I've ever eaten, would legitimately put in 12 bucks as the price and people should be ready to label it as their best, or just abandon it, that's how good it was. I asked KP if they liked the thing and they said it was alright, but that's just propaganda so they're none-the-wiser, the people she meant. Not cheesy enough they said. I said it was quite sour and cheesy thanks to the crumbled cheese so many they should done it with an open mind, and then in the end we laughing about it all. It was an incredibly rewarding experience.
Mac n Cheese
Cheetos flamin' hot powder
Water to boil
two cloves of garlic, smashed and shopped
some sour crumbled cheese
Kefir as a replacement for milk
And the kefir is just a better product, great replacement for water. It worked out perfectly!
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