The stupid pipe

Set the new student up with the most distracted student and see what happens next, was that the idea because clearly it didn't sound good on paper and it was awful in execution. Not that the new foreign exchange student needed any encouragement smoking ciggies in school dress or talking to random strangers hoping to setup a drug pipeline.

A drug goddamn pipeline. A literal one. With pumps and everything. It wasn't to be carrying a lot of the good stuff, they didn't design it to run 24/7 but even a 2-hour flow through 4-inch piping can go a long way.

It wasn't the best-thought of idea. The new student happened to be an extraordinary orator, easily convinced the local contractors and the mafia boss to make a large investment into the project. Think of how much people spend in drugs per week, he argued, and multiply that by fifty. Our current bottleneck is supply, and we'll get it figured out with this project. The mafiaso was an enterprising man, for him this made perfect sense.

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