How to buy good agar

  1.  White powder is pure. Yellower is impure.

  2. If it's transparent when set, it's of higher quality. If it's opaque/yellowish, there's other crap mixed in there.

  3. Good agar sets tight, the noodles don't split away easily.

  4. A well-trained dog will bark at pure agar jelly.

  5. Demonic hellspawns will attack you if they find in in possession of 100% pure agar.

  6. Like take a chill pill bud, it's not like you're going to be snorting these like a pound of coke yeah?

  7. Buy the most expensive agar.

  8. Super duper advanced ultra extreme agar is probably the purest. Unless you find tera-all-of-that agar.

  9. Mix with coke. a. cola.

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