A list of some very random sentences I'm forced to type

1. He felt constricted emotionally but it held up nowhere close to the physical constipation he had been suffering for six days.
   
   
2. Nowhere in the brochure had they mentioned that if you came so much as five minutes late, they would first lock you out, eventually let you in, and then lock you from going out for several hours after all was done, the only reasonable way of escape being...jumping the wall.
   
   
3. The magical creature wasn't as mysterious as it thought of himself, their sort had been known and written of until ad-infinitum for ages, if anything people knew way too much about those entities than they wished they did.
   
   
4. Raul was curious what optimistic soul had bought two hundred premium condoms...and left them like that to expire for five years.
   
   
5. Not all idiots were lazy and useless. This one definitely was, by a large margin.
   
   
6. Fishing was fun only as long as you were the one fishing for the fish, and not the other way round, unfortunately for him.
   
   
7. Some people just want to watch the world burn, like it's some sort of crappy root vegetable they didn't want to eat anyway and you know what they're glad it burned down because now they don't have to feel guilty about not eating it or enjoying it