Seven things to not do when you're a new immigrant to the US

  1.  Be hairy or look religious but have brown skin and do religiousy things, they don't like that despite pretending to be respectful of all religions, and religious generally.

  2. Don't let the pedestrians cross the street, even on the crosswalk, completely cover them with your car.

  3. Don't support immigration or other immigrants, you've made it in and that's all you care for, be extremely anti-immigrant and complain about new people destroying this glorious nation.

  4. Don't save your money on 401 k despite your job offering you literal free money

  5. Don't put your money in investment accounts while pretending to not understand them even though you already did that back home.

  6. Don't trust the card system, carry as much cash is viable because fuck the electronics, amirite?

  7. Don't hang out with diverse group of people, and spend time with a very small circle of people you know and their friends. Branching out is for losers.

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