- Be hairy or look religious but have brown skin and do religiousy things, they don't like that despite pretending to be respectful of all religions, and religious generally.
- Don't let the pedestrians cross the street, even on the crosswalk, completely cover them with your car.
- Don't support immigration or other immigrants, you've made it in and that's all you care for, be extremely anti-immigrant and complain about new people destroying this glorious nation.
- Don't save your money on 401 k despite your job offering you literal free money
- Don't put your money in investment accounts while pretending to not understand them even though you already did that back home.
- Don't trust the card system, carry as much cash is viable because fuck the electronics, amirite?
- Don't hang out with diverse group of people, and spend time with a very small circle of people you know and their friends. Branching out is for losers.
Seven things to not do when you're a new immigrant to the US
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