Ten things you need to do as soon as you come to the US as resident

  1.  Get social security card made

  2. Figure out living situation all by yourself

  3. Get bus pass / learn driving and get a car

  4. Get a bank account

  5. Go to the local library and ask for resources for new immigrants

  6. Ask the local librarians whether they're hiring, and what a good job for a college grad is as a new immigrant

  7. Go eat at all the major fast food places to complain about them

  8. Take photos at all the nice touristy places with random strangers who you'll angle to look like your friends

  9. Post the above photos on social media and make people incredibly jealous about how well you're doing

  10. Cry yourself to sleep every night

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