I made a terrible mistake buying coconut milk instead of water

 This will be quick.

We went to Costco the other day, I was trying to optimize for price, and replaced the big carton of coconut water with a more price-effective carton of, it turns out, coconut milk. And that coconut milk I tried to ferment with water kefir grains.

It's been...unfortunate.

I have to finish like two gallons of coconut milk in the next six months, of which I'll be in Nepal for four months.

Rather...unfortunate, but one does what one can.