For sale, some shoes

For sale. Baby shoes. Barely used. Baby disliked. Annoying baby. Likely gay. Loves fab five. Schitt's Creek fan. Dances to Britney. And lady gaga. Obsessed with Belgian soccer team. The shoes are like meh, whatever, they're baby shoes and we're giving you a massive discount alright we're already marking it off 50% even though the baby barely wore it jeezus christ how can you ask for more. If you don't want it I'm sure there's other cheaper shittier shoes in your budget range that somebody else will sell you. We know we're gonna get the asking price, it's a tight market these days. Yeahh duhh you ever seen the sneaker market bro, it's easy to tell if a shoe's been rarely used or not, alright, I don't think we're gonna get anymore cheapskates trying to bargain. Alright do you want it or not because we have somewhere else to go and this conversation is a waste of everybody's time okay so if you don't want it you can just fuck right off and we'll have somebody the minute you leave, don't hit yourself on the door by the way. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, I don't want to sell the shoe because you're a brokeass mofo who doesn't see the value in quality baby shoes and whose child seems to have zero sense of style legs wise, do you not understand? Yeah our baby didn't wear it because it was not his style, alright, not because it was ugly or anything, if it were so bad would I have bought it, would the store have sold it for so much money? There's a reason they're in business and making hundreds of millions and that's cos' they know shoes and baby shoes better than you or I, otherwise any random fool could be walking by and outsell them. They've got hundreds of people in design and marketing and research, trying to identify current trends and targeting their customers directly, no more of that spray approach bullshit anymore, alright? Okay, yeah yeah goodbye bud, see you never, didn't think you'd be able to afford it anyway by the looks of you. Yeah yeah reaaal mature of you to show me your middle finger, wow maybe take some goddamn etiquette lesson from your child because you're the one acting like a baby right now, don't understand how you've ever made it this far.