It's an animal. Four-legged. Gives milk. National animal of Nepal. Or is it? Eats grass. Twice. Farts. A lot. Like, a lot. Gives milk. Shit's good for plant. Some Indians drink the piss. Two horns. One tail. Meat eaten in the west. Often quite stupid. Makes baaa-ing sounds. Kindly, generally. Dairy products. Leather. Bone's useful too. Worshipped by some. Doesn't follow traffic rules. Or any human rules. Can be potty-trained. Cute when young. Short body hair... Doesn't shave armpits. Gets defensive when irritated. Likes wine. Rose up quick. Disliked by male coworkers. Efficient and ambitious. Underpaid.
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