Ten reasons I'm hungry all the time lately

1.  There's an alien creature inside by bel-lay who's eating everything I eat leaving very little for my body which makes me hungry all the time.
   
   
2. Worms, worms worms.
   
   
3. A case of sleepwalking where I'm jogging all around the city, doing a thousand crunches and swimming on the bay before drying myself and getting back to bed, therefore increasing my caloric requirements.
   
   
4. Immaculate male conception
   
   
5. From #4, twins, triplets or more bebe's inside of me.
   
   
6. The two half-assed gym sessions I do a week have suddenly increased my metabolic rate and my body is doing sooo much muscle-building etc and I'm just set to get jacked up and huge and it's all so natural.
   
   
7.  Interdimensional portal that's sucking all the food I eat away from my tummy.
   
   
8. Witchcraft, I dunno who's putting all that effort but witchcraft. It's sus.
   
   
9. By body is a seer and it's foreseen a famine in the near future and it's saving up fat and energy for harsher times.
   
   
10. I've been pooping  a lot more lately because of all the fiber, so I need to eat more food to extract the energy needed.