I'm at this phase in life where it's the easiest to make Lesbian friends no questions asked, specially if they're the sort to go out and meet women because between the two of us we'll have all of the ground covered. So in the spirit of meeting new friends, here's some haikus from The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!) that I randomly picked up at the Library.
How about we stop
beating 'round the bush and start...
beating 'round the bush
It's like straight sex, but
we don't have to rub one out
ourselves afterward
How to let a queer girl down gently
I would invite you
up, but I still share a bed
with my ex-girlfriend
I must tend to my
succulents, flying squirrel,
and hemp marinade
What's a bisexual?
ACCORDING TO DOUCHE CANOES
Only the bread to
my favourite sandwich, bro!
Amirite? Up top!
ACCORDING TO YOUR LIBERAL HIPPIE MOM
Love is love! I had
spiritual intercourse
with a redwood once.
According to beersexuals, a.k.a girls who make out with girls solely to turn guys on
Three parts vodka and
two parts "It seemed so fun in
Katy Perry's Song!"
According to the guys who benefit from beersexuals' exhibitionism
WHOO-OO-OOO-OO-OOOO
OO-OO-OO-OO-WHOO-OO-OO
OO-OOOO-O-OO-OO!
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