20 pretty bad things that can happen to somebody

1. This one's a classic. You think you're going for a fart but OOPSIE, your body thinks otherwise and now you've stuck up the place real bad also you need a change of clothes.
   
   
2. Allergic to your date's pet/scented candles/'homebrew' but you think you're better than they are and chances like these don't come that often so you soldier on, until you're pretty much sobbing
   
   
3. Embarrassing sex sounds and weird things that happen, and then the other person laughs (or you laugh) and the mood's gone and it's just...so weird ugghh where do you go from there?
   
   
4. You're bringing somebody home but oh you misplaced your apartment keys OOPS
   
   
5. Hunger and/or cancer
   
   
6. Global climate change/world war/nuclear holocaust
   
   
7. Trying food you don't like but you have to because they're your friends or nice people and you don't want to be an asshole
   
   
8. You have people over and ready to serve dinner before you realize oops you forgot to turn the cooker on for the brown rice, so that's going to be another hour guys, sorry!
   
   
9. Not getting out-of-valley buses during Dashain
   
   
10. Not getting public transport during dashain, inside the valley
    
    
11. That fucking loser of old mayor is re-elected as the mayor
    
    
12. Thinking Nepali celebrities actually believe the things they say with regards to social values
    
    
13. Too embarrassed to buy birth control in Kathmandu because you're afraid somebody you know might see you and your friends don't want to help
    
    
14. Altitude sickness
    
    
15. Getting two days off for the weekend because of the fuel shortage but now your work makes you work 60 hours a week almost and it sucks plus you need to do household chores before heading out and at night
    
    
16. The housecat is gone!
    
    
17. No more garbage collection because there's issues at the dumping site and also because the mayor and the deputy mayor are of different parties and the mayor is an independent, they want to make sure nothing productive gets done
    
    
18. Something about cars that run on water, or a modern avatar of Buddha who's actually just a fuckin' creep
    
    
19. Being eaten alive by a leopard
    
    
20. Leprosy