The mole, the virgin biker and the asshole boyfriend (Coupling episode)

The man, clad in leather
A villain, we know by his demeanor
I'm Joe, he says, Julia's boyfriend
And Jeff's confounded,
For three months they've been together.

James and Susan, as they talk
Discover they've known
From back in the day, from the pub
And Jeff is stuck with Joe

Jane does a drawing
Of Steve's mole
And does Susan 'freckles' discover
That Jame's man, she's known
For a while, as 'saddleman'.

Joe the villain
Discovers the cuffs
When Jeff, fumbling
Claims it's not sexy, he's just so rough
It's been two years,
Says Julia
At least Jeff finds the key
Laxative-free
When Joe the villain
Strangles him.

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