Sally and Patrick, the OG story

Sally in front of
The meats and cheeses
That first meet of theirs
With Susan and Morag
When Patrick the fool
Completely misses
Their third friend
Morag
The one not light
On the eyes
Who he thinks,
Is a man,
Also we do know
He's a Thatcher fan,
Oh Sally poor sally.

Rubs it on the face
That sad sick bastard
On the face of Morag
The first meet of Sally
Coulda not gone worse
Really really really
And then he asks
Her number, Sally's
And she gives Susan's
They almost kiss
And on the player
Madame Butterfly
Plays, almost
But not, we find out
The music of the night
Was the Spiderman
Theme song.

So now we know
The long and the short
Of their first meet
And that faux spider greet.